Last night in London, Amy Schumer accepted a Trailblazer honor at the 2015 Glamour Awards in an obscene, uproarious, and astonishingly no-fucks-giving acceptance speech that deserves some sort of Dirty Pulitzer for filthy, foul-mouthed eloquence.

Watch the above speech, and prepare to sit at your desk and sob with laughter as your co-workers stare at you in confusion. And please catch up with the third season of Inside Amy Schumer, which is basically a consistently-funnier Saturday Night Live set in a glorious, gut-busting feminist utopia. And be sure to watch Schumer discuss this season's peak moments -- the starry, Hollywood sexism critique "Last Fuckable Day" and her episode-long, misogyny-satirizing 12 Angry Men parody -- during an exclusive panel at this year's Tribeca Film Festival, and wonder what on earth we have done to deserve her...